Astro Poets
Run Outside, Because Your July Horoscopes Are Here with Ice Cream Truck Treats
Which sign will get the Choco Taco?!
Have a Cocktail with Your May Horoscope
The Astro Poets are here to tell you which cocktail to pair with all your life decisions in May.
Hold My Calls: April Horoscopes Are Here, with Cheese
A cheese for every sign, because why not.
March Beer Horoscopes for Every Sign
The AstroPoets are here with beer horoscopes for every sign, so don't @ us about pseudoscience.