Catherine Urban
Your Thanksgiving Potato Horoscope Is Here
Which potato side dish are you this month? The only horoscope you need right now.
The Spookiest Food Horoscopes Yet
Your Halloween horror-scope is here! What scary food is hiding under your bed this month?
Your September Horoscope: Which Sad Desk Lunch Is Your Fate?
What’s in store? A weird lunch, from the looks of it.
August Horoscopes: Road Trip Snacks for Every Sign
Open up Google Maps, because it’s time to hit the road (the road of life).
July Horoscopes: Which Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Are You?
Find your future in a pint of ice cream, where you knew it was all along.
It’s Barbecue Season, So Your June Horoscope Comes with a BBQ Side for Every Sign
Potato salad astrology, the kind of astrology you really needed.
Your May Horoscope Knows That What Lies Ahead Is Actually Just Potato Chips
A potato chip horoscope for every sign of the Zodiac, because this is a food website.
Your April Horoscope, Now with 100% More Pizza
Nothing—nothing!—explains who you are better than which pizza topping you order.
March Horoscope Time: What's Your Egg Sign?
Are you a reliable hard-boiled egg or a fluffy, opulent soufflé?
Read Your February Doughnut Horoscopes and Then Make Them Come True
Take this astrology thing into your own powdered-sugar-covered hands.
Your December Horoscope: Holiday Cookie Edition
The cookie horoscope is the only horoscope you need.
November Horoscopes Are Here: Which Thanksgiving Side Are You?
When it comes to Thanksgiving side dishes, everyone wins. Especially Aquarius.
September Horoscopes: Back-to-School Snacks Edition!
See what snack your sign is—from Gushers to Goldfish.
Your August Horoscopes: A Big Sandwich for Every Zodiac Sign
This August, bite into a sandwich based on your Zodiac sign—a totally normal way to order lunch.