23 Halloween Accessories You Really Don't Need (But Might Want Anyway)

Halloween is the best holiday ever. You’ve got zombie ballerinas roaming the streets, babies dressed up like Walter White, dachshunds masquerading as hot dogs, and that dude in your office’s I.T. department casually wearing a powdered wig while fixing your stupid, forever-broken printer.

But most importantly, you’ve got candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, fun-size Snickers, Mr. Goodbars, Butterfingers, fun-size Snickers, KitKats, Twix bars, and, if there is any justice in the world, more fun-size Snickers. (And if you’re especially blessed, nobody in your neighborhood is evil enough to hand out Good & Plenty.)

You know what Halloween doesn’t need, given all its built-in amazingness? Throwaway decorations and tableware, kitschy/cheesy/corny thematic kitchen utensils, and gorily unappetizing foodstuffs. Seriously, why mess with perfection?

Herewith, 23 ridiculous Halloween items you most certainly do not need to buy.