The 6 Best Vaguely Food-Related Stories on Clickhole (So Far)

The best vaguely food-related stories, quizzes, and videos from Clickhole.com, the newly launched parody of Buzzfeed from the Onion folks.
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Clickhole.com, the Buzzfeed-parodying linkbait site from the beautifully brain-damaged people behind The Onion, has only just launched, but it's already completely colonized Bon Appétit's collective brain, and won't leave us alone until we publish a similarly linkbait-y piece about all its amusing food-related stories and quizzes. So, here they are, the 6 best vaguely food-related stories on Clickhole (so far):

  1. Quiz: If I Ordered Fries, Would You Have Any?

  2. Quiz: Which Hungry Hungry Hippo Are You?

  3. Blog: It's Time to Publicly Execute Ronald McDonald

  4. Article: 9 Little-Known Holidays You'll Never Want to Miss Again

  5. Article: 8 Ways to Dial Up Your World Cup Party from 0 All the Way to 3 or 4

  6. Video: It's Nice to Remember the Good Things in Life