The Fake Menu of a Pitch-Perfect Obnoxious Restaurant Parody

Would you like to accompany that Pocaloquitos-style meat saucers plate with a glass of Yankee Poison, or perhaps a Danish Skuzz?
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The Fake Menu of a PitchPerfect Obnoxious Restaurant Parody

Last weekend, Brooklyn played home to a food festival called the Great GoogaMooga. Like so many giant gatherings of people, it was generally considered to be "not that fun." Apparently, though, some people in attendance handed out this fake menu for a fake restaurant called FUDS.

Not only do all "Tiny Turds" meals come with "Kidz Koffee," but the "Stringers" are all pounded and finger-blended on-premises! From calling drinks "Flavored Wets" to having a supremely mysterious "Bill Clinton Sandwich" for $9, this is a spot-on absurdist skewering of pretentious restaurants worldwide.

Read on to see the full menu.

The Fake Menu of a PitchPerfect Obnoxious Restaurant Parody
The Fake Menu of a PitchPerfect Obnoxious Restaurant Parody
The Fake Menu of a PitchPerfect Obnoxious Restaurant Parody
The Fake Menu of a PitchPerfect Obnoxious Restaurant Parody

[via FiPS]