If our recent ketchup tasting results don't convince you it's okay to base part of your diet on nostalgia alone, maybe a cross between a shell-less oyster and Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* in Chef Boyardee's latest commercial will tug your beefaroni-clogged heart strings.
* Personally, I have no interest in revisiting mediocre television from my childhood either.
Watch the video after the jump.