It’s the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
**The Links
This fork vibrates aggressively if you eat too fast. Do not want. Do. Not. Want. [The Cut]
This fascinating map highlights the weirdest eating patterns of each state. Surprising amount of prawns. [Fast Co]
A new study finds that America's wealthy are eating better than ever, while the nation's poor have an increasingly nutritionally-defunct diet. [WaPo]
Your favorite high-drama TV show could be prompting you to eat too much. Remember: No amount of Cheetos can protect Jon Snow. [Quartz]
This man opened his pizza box upside-down and then blamed Domino's for it. #awkward [Grubstreet]
We are apparently "living in an apple renaissance." [Salon]
The Drinks
Speaking of apples, the fall classic is a delightfully autumnal concoction.