It’s the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
**The Links
If you've ever eaten at a trendy restaurant, this parody menu will probably look awfully familiar. [Eater]
What the advertisements show vs. what you actually get: the fast food edition. [Buzzfeed]
Our two imaginary BFFs, Jimmy Fallon and Mario Batali are hanging out! Together! [Grubstreet]
There's a Coca-Cola boycott in Turkey, Malaysia, and beyond, to protest the Israel-led attacks on Gaza. [Quartz]
For April Fool's Day, we wrote about a kale shortage. Now it's really happening. [Gawker]
Tales of the Cocktail just finished up. Here's what went down. [Details]
The Drinks
We didn't go to Tales, so we'll just be drinking some margaritas now.