It’s the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
**The Links
Hardly a controversial statement: The red delicious apple is just plain bad. Here's why it remains so darn popular. [The Atlantic]
News to us: Starbucks may lift their worker tattoo ban. Also news to us: Starbucks had a worker tattoo ban. [USAT]
Italian police did us all a big favor and seized over 200,000 bottles of counterfeit wine. Excellent, excellent work. [Quartz]
Here's a comprehensive list of all of the pumpkin-flavored, scented, and otherwise themed food products available for purchase in this most delicious of seasons. [Grubstreet]
A fifth grade class grew onions that, once harvested, were to be donated to their school cafeteria and a local homeless shelter. But then someone stole them straight outta the ground. Let that one sink in for a minute, eh? [Jezebel]
The Drinks
Ah, what the hell. Have a pumpkin beer.