Finally, mankind has invented a way to open a bottle of wine with a non-portable brass machine. Expect to see these tucked behind every steampunk bar in the nation in a few years, if any steampunk bars still exist.
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The Rube Goldberg Corkscrew Opens Wine (and Pours It, Too)
And it looks like it only weighs 500-600 pounds!