If the Entire World Went Vegetarian, Could We Still Drink Wine?

A roundup of food news from around the Internet on May 2, 2014.
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Jamie Chung

It’s the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.

The Links

Surprise! Chain restaurants tend to be super high in calories. We are shocked and appalled. [NPR]

Anthony Bourdain has been a busy, busy bee, publishing many a book. [Eater]

If you thought all wine was vegetarian-friendly, you were WRONG. (Some wine has been fined, or clarified, with egg white, or derivatives of milk and/or fish bladder). [Telegraph]

64 people participated in a survey about what they order at Chipotle, and this is what they said. [The Awl]

Here's an interesting look at what might really happen if the entire world went vegetarian, besides the fact that we'd no longer eat bacon. [Slate]

This just in: People who pay tons of cash money for their food believe it tastes better. Clearly these people have never had ramen from a street cart. [Grubstreet]

The Drinks

You know what drinks are definitely not vegetarian? These meat-laden Bloody Marys.