Everyone has to eat. Luckily for us, celebrities often have to eat in front of cameras. We consider it our privilege--nay, our duty--to keep you up to date on what the stars of the world are putting in their mouths.
Class, today I present to you a rare archive dating from a Season 2 episode of Parks and Recreation, uniformly acknowledged by scholars to be a "watershed season," if you will, a real turning point in the sweeping arc of the series narrative. Observe the delicacy, the quiet dignity with which the subject consumes his cotton candy--a poignant confection whose ethereal, evaporative tendencies remind us of the fleeting essence of life. --Rachel Sanders