Everyone has to eat. Luckily for us, celebrities often have to eat in front of cameras. We consider it our privilege--nay, our duty--to keep you informed about what the stars of the world put in their mouths.
We assumed there was no way that Betty White (Golden Girl, linebacker, all-around B.A.M.F.) could possibly become more awesome than she already was. Then she went and had her 90th birthday party at the Los Angeles Zoo with a giraffe-encircled chocolate zoo cake that took 470 eggs to make and looks tall enough to break the canopy of the Guatemalan rainforest. Touche, Betty. --Rachel Sanders
