Everyone has to eat. Luckily for us, celebrities often have to eat in front of cameras. We consider it our privilege--nay, our duty--to keep you up to date on what the stars of the world are putting in their mouths.
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In case you missed last week's episode of Kooking with Kim Kardashian, here's what happened.
Following her recent divorce, Kim soothed her wounded soul by forcing the destitute population of Los Angeles to accept ladleful after ladleful of lukewarm gravy. Meanwhile, Jennifer Love Hewitt tried to keep everyone from finding out that she'd glued on her fake eyelashes with mashed potatoes, and Zoe Saldana accidentally stuck her hand in a food processor.
Everyone begged Spartacus (Kirk Douglas) to come to the rescue, but he was too busy feeding morsels of turkey product to his lady love to get there in time. Eventually, Neytiri had to be rushed to the Tree of Souls due to blood loss, JLove cried so much her eyelashes fell off, and Kimmykins just stood there and set the blender to "frappe," and smiled with her eyes.
Tune in next time for more Kooking with Kim Kardashian and friends. --Rachel Sanders
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