What's Sexier

Beyonce. Pork chop. Beyonce! Pork chop!
What's Sexier

The internet is fanning its blushing cheeks today over this crazy $*$&*#!@*#!! hot GQ cover of Beyonce. (BTW, she gave birth just a year ago. Boss.)

LOOK AT BEYONCE.

Is it the February issue? We're not sure. Is it steamy? Yes. Is it steamier than the fatty, crispy pork chop sizzling away in a cast-iron pan on our January 2013 cover?

LOOK AT OUR PORK CHOP.

What's Sexier

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