Hidden Valley wants to make ranch the 'new ketchup'; floppy disks for your coffee table

"Turned into coasters" has to be a new step in the road to complete obsolescence. Etsy user Vectorcloud laser-engraves birch to make these customizable floppy disk coasters. Of course, if you happen to be an outdated tech hoarder, you can just use the actual floppies you've got floating around. [Etsy via Gizmodo]