Fridays: The best time for watching Japanese ads for choco balls with a long history behind them [via YouTube]
Bacardi awaits a return to Cuba with its unique yeast - LA Times
Italy's Michelin-starred chef gets new job -- at McDonald's - Independent
Friendly's Lays Off 1,260 Overnight - Fox
New Sleuths for Food Safety - WSJ
Man pleads guilty to handing out semen-tainted yogurt samples - AP
'Layoffs Are Necessary If We Want To Keep The Lights On,' Says CEO Halfway Through Tasting Menu - The Onion
The First Cereal Box Prize Ever - Mental Floss