Brad Makes Mistakes | Camping Outtakes

We're not live here, Vinny,

we have the option to edit that.

Thank God.

(upbeat rock music)

Nowadays, these things are pretty straight-forward,

it's usually just a couple-- (drum rolls)

Woo!

(laughs)

Hey, I'm Brad Leone.

Another useful tool,

the hatchet.

That sucks.

Another useful tool to have in the woods...

Patent pending, what's that all about?

Boys better get on that.

Alright, we're like Gods out here, Vinny, creating life.

(tongs tinking)

(laughs)

Oh, the reason why my little, favorite stob, stab, stob,

how do we pronounce that?

The six-year vinegar of...

(heart beats) Oh, God.

You know, you're gonna drink beers,

you better not be throwing them in the woods.

I find ya, you end up on the grill, baby. (laughs)

I'm just joking.

Yeah, bro, I'm a professional.

Vinny, where the hell are we?

In New York, Connecticut or something?

(pans clashing) Oh, jeez.

(metal clanking) Ow.

I broke the bucket, Vinny.

I hope this works.

Well, that didn't work.

(scat singing)

My butt's getting a little warm, Vinny.

Gonna tell you what I ain't wearin',

I ain't wearin' no damn goggles in the woods, Vinny.

(spits) Oh God, smoke.

Oh, thanks, old pal.

Oh, my eyes.

You kidding me?

Oh God, Vinny.

I can't see.

(elevator music)

Yeah, there are no tips, it's called suffrage.

(elevator music)

Vinny, what the hell are you doing up there, Vinny?

Haven't you learned anything?

You get hurt, it's far away from help, bud.

You know what's great about getting hurt out

in the woods when you have a Yeti?

They say you wanna put, you know, if you cut off your...

(laughs)

Oh, cut your finger off?

Throw it in the Yeti, head down to town

and get that baby stitched on.

Yeah, I freakin' hate birds, Vinny.

No, I'm just kidding.

Bird watching's great, where's my binoculars?

Vinny. (laughs)

I got you, babe.

(elevator music)

Creeps. (elevator music)

Ooh, look at that tree.

Oh, Vinny.

Look like an old maple someone cut, oh, it's everywhere.

(laughs)

Oh, boy.

It's amazing,

well, maybe we shouldn't, maybe I shouldn't be saying this,

but like, you know, sometimes you ever just drive

and like, you're paying attention, you're driving,

I've never, like, crashed in the car or nothing.

But like, you almost, like,

I don't wanna say blackout 'cause I'm very,

I'm not sleeping, but like, you know,

you start driving for a couple hours

and all of a sudden, you're like,

I don't know what the hell I did.

(laughs)

Oh, man.

Pretty sure that's what serial killers say.

Ohp, train tracks.

No hands, no feet.

(laughs)

I got hot air on my hands, cool breeze on my face.

Air that goobalini.

Yeah.

Oh, you're worried about no hands on the wheel, Vin?

Don't worry, dude, I'm certified up to 200 miles

without driving with a hand.

I can go in circles, S-turns, whatever.

It actually is a little bit of a skill of mine.

Oh, cheated.

What's great about charcoal factory,

if you cut yourself, you grab one of these nice,

ripping-hot charcoals,

take a little swig of that brown from last night.

Tss, and just brown it off, man.

I'm just joking, do not burn your finger.

Terrible advice, Vinny, cut that.

Vinny, I don't need a lawsuit, alright?

I dunno why, looking at this fire has kinda got me in a,

it's put me in a dark place,

thinking about mortality and (bleeps).

(sad piano music)

I love nature, Vin.

Why do you think we're here?

Sure beats the, oh, well ya know, that's not true.

Love where we work, you know?

I do.

I mean, what's better than nature, bud?

Look at that, look at the smoke going

through the trees, okay?

And the way the light goes through

the tops of the oak trees there, you know?

It's art, Vinny.

You know who my favorite artist is, Vinny?

Mother Nature.

That's why we're here, visiting an old friend.

Old Mother Nature.

Burn, baby.

Like Hendricks, you know?

(bleeps) bring that (bleeps) up from the dead.

(Wild Thing by Jimi Hendrix)

(farts)

(laughs)

No.

Vinny, what're you doing on your phone, Vinny?

Oh, you got a text message, Vinny?

Real cute.

I'm sweating passion over here

and you're checking text messages.

Do we have to do the tent?

So, I got this

tent from a friend.

Polar.

Dunno what that's all about.

I've never set this up, so, you know,

this'll be fun for everyone.

Nowadays, these things are pretty straight-forward.

It's usually just a couple po...

Jesus Christ.

Vin.

Oh, God.

Take that, throw it right over your shoulder for now.

Okay, I see what's going on.

Oh, setting up tents suck,

but we wanna do this before it gets dark,

that's for damn sure.

(bleeps)

Oh, Jesus.

Vinny.

I mean, come on, bud.

Are you kidding me?

I'm not doing it.

Vinny, I'm not doing it.

I've never seen such a thing in my (bleeps) life, Vinny.

Yeah, good job, Polar.

(mischievous music)

Vinny, no.

Alright, I like to cook.

I don't like setting up tents, Vinny.

Especially tents that aren't mine.

I dunno how to do this.

The hell is this, Vinny? (laughs)

This isn't funny, bud.

Oh, Vinny, Oh yeah, I got a tent for you, Brad.

Real easy to set up.

Could've built a freakin' house by now.

Look at this freakin' thing.

It's probably pretty good.

What the, no, no.

No, I ain't doin' this, Vinny.

No, it's not pretty much built, Vinny.

Flip it on?

What?

Is there no instructions for this?

This is bull (bleeps).

You've done this before, Vinny?

Why don't you put down that camera and help me?

I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

A real good way to get me aggravated.

I hope that's what you're going for

'cause it's working.

We'll see, we'll trial and error.

What a waste of time.

This ain't right, Vinny.

How the hell is this gonna work?

(groans)

What am I gonna do with this thing?

Where does that thing go?

What the (bleeps), man.

What, is this supposed to flex or something?

Oh, I see.

Alright, maybe it's not,

oh, oh, oh.

I get fired up, you know?

I get a little emotional.

Alright, Polar, maybe I'll, you know...

We'll see it, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, I see.

If we get a strong wind,

I'm gonna go freakin' flying in this thing.

Like, what was that lady with the freakin' tornado?

She got a tornado, what's that movie, Vinny?

Wizard of Oz. (whistles)

End up in freakin' Wonderland, or whatever the hell.

That wasn't so bad, you know?

Part of it is, you gotta get a little pissed off,

you gotta curse, you gotta kick (bleeps) around.

Alright.

Look at that freakin' thing.

How do I get in this thing?

Oh, we got a door.

Okay.

Maybe we'll throw a couple steaks in.

Fire's looking good, burning down.

Let's check on the fire real quick.

Take a break from this thing.

That's it, buddy.

Let's go canoeing.

Let's go noodlin'.

This is either gonna be great or terrible, huh, Vin?

(laughs)

I know.

(smooth jazz music)