Announcing the Winner of Our Thanksgiving Bloopers Contest

Now that we've recovered from Thanksgiving, we are finally able to come to an agreement on the zaniest Thanksgiving disaster story submitted to our Thanksgiving Bloopers Contest.
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Now that we've recovered from Thanksgiving (it took a week of vegetarian meals to revive us from poultry-induced comas), we are finally able to come to an agreement on the zaniest Thanksgiving disaster story submitted to our Thanksgiving Bloopers Contest.

The winner of our heartiest guffaws and empathy (and more exciting for her, an All-Clad roasting pan and rack) is Denise from Ridgefield, WA, who sent us this gut buster about cooking her first kosher turkey:

Thanks to everyone who submitted. Lesson learned: That which makes our pies taste like dish soap and our stuffings turn pink only makes us stronger and/or more committed to making next year's holiday more awesome.