15 Wacky Star Wars Foods We Want to Eat Before the Movie Comes Out

There's this low-budget indie flick coming out on December 18 called Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Maybe you've heard of it? Anyway, even though approximately only 25 people are going to see it, restaurants and food companies are going all out to celebrate, with themed cocktails and goofy food packaging. In other words: It's all Star Wars all the time for the next few weeks, whether you're loafing on the couch with a pint of local "The Dark Side"-flavored ice cream or adding a splash of Limited Edition Star Wars espresso chocolate Coffeemate to your morning joe. We've rounded up some of the most inspired Star Wars promotional snacks, because the force is strong with this food marketing.

An off-menu Star Wars mignardise board with a caramel-filled dark chocolate Darth Vader, chocolate Millennium Falcon, a white chocolate Storm Trooper, a lightsaber with absinthe candy and dipped in chocolate, a Death Star bonbon, and Han Solo frozen in a block of dark chocolate "carbonite."

Photo: Courtesy of Faith & Flower in Los Angeles

Courtesy of Faith & Flower

Saltine Restaurant (a hot 50 nominee!) in Jackson, MS, goes all out. For a huge Star Wars party on the 15th, they're making a Captain Pho-sma, Kylo Rending, Artoo Arancini, Pimento Calrissian, C-3Po'Boys, Mon Calamari, Krayt Dragon Han-Burgers, Boba Fettucini, Aunt Beru's Blue Milk Stout (a collaboration with Lucky Town Brewery), and dueling punches of Yoda Soda ("Midori, citrus and soda, 900 years-aged") and Vader-ade ("tequila, peach, cranberry, Sprite, some fear, a few cups of anger, plenty of hate and tons of suffering… all to taste, of course").

Brooklyn's beloved Ample Hills Creamery created metaphoric special edition flavors "The Light Side" (marshmallows and "crispy clusters" with some cocoa crispies representing the dark side lurking in) and "The Dark Side" (ultra-dark chocolate ice cream with espresso fudge brownies, cocoa crispies, and white chocolate pearls—"to represent the light still hiding in the dark, waiting to burst through").

Water!

Comes with collectible BB8 decoration—just don't try to eat it.

The Force Awakens cake. Photo: Courtesy of Baskin-Robbins

Courtesy of Baskin-Robbins

FOUR cups of coffee? F-O-U-R? BRB, pulling at least two consecutive all-nighters.

This heartwarming ad made news when it aired for featuring two gay fathers. Darth Vader-shaped noodles have never been more adorable.

Subway Canada wants us to smuggle these cups across the American border. They're that good at being cups.

Collect six boxes of these to find out the secret code, which is probably, "You're going to be late for school if you keep doing this."

What's even scarier is that a friend of a friend of a friend told us Vader's been gluten-free since 2003.

Chex, what did we say about photobombing Lucky Charms today? C'mon now.

Actually, we really want to try this. If anyone is smuggling any in through Canada with their cups, let us know.

Courtesy of Morinaga Dairy Industry Co.

More water!

We have no idea what's inside but would still try.

Now and forever.