After seeing Victoria's quick grocery shopping tips, my cousin sent me a link to this video. It features humorist Jeanne Robertson's hilarious bit about sending her husband to the grocery store (things really get moving at 2:00 in the video). A little-know fact about Jeanne Robertson--in 1963, at age 18, she was named Miss North Carolina.
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A hilarious routine by humorist Jeanne Robertson.