It's the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
A video review of the new Hobbit menu at Denny's has us convinced to just leave our Middle-Earth adventures to the movie theater--even if we're hungry for second breakfast or elevenses. [BoingBoing]
Watch this extremely talented pastry chef recreate the Downtown Abbey mansion in this time-lapse video. Makes us excited for season three! [Grub Street]
This edible packaging from a Brazilian burger chain is TRIPPING US OUT. [Huffington Post]
A Siberian town has started selling "apocalypse kits" that include dietary staples like Spam, roasted veal in a tin, and, of course, Twinkies. [The Guardian]
Here are 5 reasons you should never hit on a bartender. Read it, then remember the time you did it, and realize now why it was a terrible (drunken) idea. [Buzzfeed]
If you are going to hit on a bartender, just make sure you order a respectable drink. Like any of these.