It's the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
There are some really incredible sandwiches to be consumed in New York City. Here are ten of the best, in GIF form (our favorite). [Complex]
A gang in Germany stole 5.5 tons of Nutella, worth over $20,000, from a parking lot. We're having a good time picturing a bunch of German thugs selling the addictive hazelnut spread on the black market, or baking a myriad of delicious confections. But seriously: what are they going to do with that much Nutella? [Sky]
A guy dressed (pretty convincingly, actually) as a chair and posted up in a coffee shop to scare unsuspecting customers. Luckily, none of the victims had a hot coffee. [Grub Street]
News to us: Ikea sells moose lasagna in Europe. Newer news: They're pulling said moose lasagna from the shelves because it contained traces of pork. [Gawker]
Want a breakfasty trip down memory lane? Check out all these retro General Mills cereal boxes, which will be on grocery store shelves until late April. If that's not a marketing ploy directed right at the overly nostalgic Millennials, we're not sure what is. [Serious Eats]
Oregon is so into craft beer (and making a killing brewing it), that it's about to name an official state microbe. We're pretty sure that's the tiniest official state anything that's in existence. [NPR]
With the threat of aggressive chairs in coffee shops now on the rise, we think we'll just crack open a bottle cold brew at home, thanks.