It's the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
Let Hank T. Norman, owner of Nature's Acres Ranch, tell you about how humanely they treat their cows before hanging them upside-down and slashing their throats. [The Onion]
You know we love GIFs, so here are the 25 best cocktails in New York City being made in GIF form. [Complex]
If you use plastic bowls and plates, you might want to reconsider: a study shows that people who ate hot soup from melamine bowls had almost 8 times more melamine in their urine than people who ate soup from ceramic bowls. Scary. [LA Weekly]
Twinkies may be purchased by the same private-equity firm that owns the best cheap beer, PBR. So instead of those $5 shot-and-a-PBR deals, we might start to see the whiskey be replaced with prepackaged, cream-filled cakes. [LA Weekly]
Who knew moldy bread could be so beautiful? [Animal]
A Honey-Bourbon Toddy to fight a cold or the chilly weather. Just make sure to drink it out of a glass vessel, not plastic.