It's the afternoon, and you deserve a break. Sit back, pour yourself a glass, and enjoy these food stories from around the Internet.
We're swooning over Tom Colicchio's new YouTube show, Hooked Up, in which he goes fishing with celebrities and other chefs, then cooks for them. This one features Perry Farrell, the extremely quirky frontman of Jane's Addiction. [YouTube]
Length does matter, especially when your Subway Footlong is an inch shorter than promised. Just goes to show that people can--and will--whip out the ruler. [Huffington Post]
Bee Wilson, author of Consider the Fork, talks to The Atlantic about the evolution of our culinary habits--and how they've, in turn, evolved us. Example? We have forks to thank for our natural overbites. [The Atlantic]
If you want some in-your-face offal-themed t-shirts, Chris Cosentino has you covered (literally). [LA Weekly]
For the first time ever, an American single-malt whiskey has won first place in Best in Glass, a whiskey competition judged by British experts. USA! USA! [NY Times]
Make a single-malt hot toddy, such as our Scotch Whiskey Skin, for a winter-appropriate way to celebrate the U.S.'s big whiskey win.