Kevin Nealon Loves Celebrity Apprentice, Eats a Lot of Veggie Bacon

And is pretty much nothing like his pothead character Doug Wilson
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Welcome to My Morning Routine, where we take a look at how people kick-start the day. In the first few installments, we focused on Bon Appétit staffers. Now we move into the wide world of everyone else (and by that we mean celebrities).

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Two episodes into Weeds's eighth and final season, Kevin Nealon still cracks us up as the meddling pothead Doug Wilson. (Pan to Doug groping Mary Louise Parker's chest when she's in a coma in the season premiere, and eating all the food in her hospital roommate's gift basket.) In real life, the 58-year-old comedian--best known for his nine seasons with Saturday Night Live, and who will headline a new Showtime comedy special starting August 4--is quite abstemious: An avid animal rights activist, he's been a vegetarian for 24 years and doesn't even dabble in caffeine. Below, his morning routine. --Emily Fleischaker

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