John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans, Sandwiches, and Cocktails

The author and Daily Show expert also dismisses the idea of Spam's possible unpopularity.
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John Hodgman, the inimitable author (most recently of THAT IS ALL, his "final book of ALL WORLD KNOWLEDGE") and Daily Show expert, held "office hours" on his blog today, answering any questions asked. And it turns out that Hodgmaniacs are a little preoccupied with food!

While the Hodg could be dismissive of some culinary inquiries:

John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans Sandwiches and Cocktails

He finally settled the question of both what sandwich is the best sandwich, and hinted at why he might enjoy that sandwich, based on his past as a cheesemonger:

John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans Sandwiches and Cocktails
John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans Sandwiches and Cocktails

He also ended all future discussion of cocktails (feel free to remind us of this if we ever bring them up again):

John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans Sandwiches and Cocktails

And rendered moot questions of vegan experimentation with an evergreen reminder:

John Hodgman Reveals the TRUTH About Vegans Sandwiches and Cocktails

Worth remembering whenever the specter of veganism rears its head made entirely of non-animal based fibers and synthetic materials.

You can read his expert opinion on non-food matters back at his blog.

[via Areas of My Expertise]