Eye Candy [via Eater]
Food staples starting to run out in Egypt -CNN
England's new Chicken Hotel gives birdowners a place to leave chickens while they travel -This Is Cornwall
KFC China hired an Obama knock off to promote their new Fish Fillet Soft Roll -Food Beast
Government's new dietary guidelines say eat twice as much fish, less sodium -USA Today, NYT
Chef Gino D'Acampo loses a bet, has to cook nude on live TV -BuzzFeed
A look at how Daniel and Per Se hire and train their servers -Eatocracy
The 10 real life lessons of fruit ninja -Jezebel
Designers whip up a buffet of fashion made out of food -WSJ
Michelin's picks for where to eat well while spending less in Paris -Bloomberg
American chefs are reclaiming the lunch meats -NYMag
The guy caught on Washington Post's front page holding an ice cream cone during Thundersnow has become a meme, doesn't even like ice cream that much -WaPo, Urlesque
Last but not least, it's Monday, so watch this octopus squeeze out of a beer bottle -YouTube