According to "Chris" (who is our new hero), here's what you do if two street cart owners in NYC's midtown keep screwing up your breakfast:
- Open MS Word
- Explain the problem; use all caps
- Crank font up 100 pts, then lower it to fit on one page (it's always hard to know)
- Insert arrows for clarity
- Print. Do not proofread; there is simply no time
- Affix sign to lamp post on the corner of 43rd Street and 6th Avenue. With tape.
- Watch the world change
Know what you don't do? Log in to that highfalutin crowd-sourced restaurant review website and whine into the ether.
Note: This sign was spotted by BA Research Director Christine Penberthy, who--as her title suggests--knows how to find things. She writes: "When I came across the sign, my day was made--by 8:35 a.m. Update: The ice-coffee-offending street cart on this side [<----] was not there this morning. He took his better bagels elsewhere."