Sixth grader arrested over spilling milk in cafeteria and refusing to clean it up -Smoking Gun
Yehuda beats out Streitz's and Manischevitz in a matzo taste test -Village Voice
Beefsteak banquets undergo revival in New York -NYT
Lobster shells are being used to manufacture golf balls, trivets, and coasters -AP
The debate rages on over the kosherness of quinoa for Passover -NYT
45 McDonald's items not available in the US that should be -BuzzFeed
Somebody bought $110 of Lucky Charms Marshmallows. Here's what that looks like -Reddit
Among the 2,000 files posted on a new FBI website is a death threat to Colonel Sanders signed "The General." -The Telegraph
100 greatest cooking tips of all time -Food Network magazine
An inside look at the White House Passover seder -Epicurious
Sheryl Crow's new cookbook is called "If It Makes You Healthy." That's not a joke. -Amazon
The MLB's best and craziest ballpark hot dogs -Serious Eats