VIDEO: Stouffers To Include Suicide Prevention Tips on Single Serve Microwavable Meals -The Onion (click through for video; not embedded because of NSFW language)
India military to weaponize the world's hottest chili -Yahoo! News
Last Supper "has been supersized" say obesity experts -BBC
McDonald's staff learn to deep-fry potatoes with Nintendo DS -Imagine Games Network
Eating six small meals rather than three large ones won't speed up metabolism -NYTimes
Barney's holiday window theme this year will be "Have a Foodie Holiday" -Racked