Sam Dean

They're both funny! Who needs scripts?

Assuming you haven't already, since this is now the Official Summer Jam of 2k12

Say that ten times fast

Happily, they left out the whiz on top

Necessity is the mother of sweet, sweet invention

Sip tea Jean-Luc-style. Replicator not included

We spoke with Brad Troemel, the creator of the strangest food-related store on the Internet

It's way cuter than the real thing, and with zero sunburn-y consequences

Which means we're one step closer to being able to share smells over the Internet

How those brave pioneers managed to make meal on wheels up till now, we'll never know

One of the promoters of those hard-to-open little cartons gets a taste of his own milky medicine

Romney's running mate has a first name, but it's one letter too short to fit in the Oscar Mayer bologna song

Quote from the canon + picture of a donut. Can't really ask for much more from the world

About time, Science. We're tired of cutting foodstuffs with anything that isn't a beam of light

She finds art on the butcher block (and was nice enough to talk with us about it)

This kid can make anything!

Here's a five-minute Western where all the characters are pies

A little card, signed by the McDonald's founder, entitled "George W. Romney to a lifetime of a hamburger, a shake, and french fries"

The celebrity chef Bellini Pastafangu has some formulaic lessons for the audience at home

Or at least the stratosphere. And it's still edible!