Your July Horoscope Is a Double-Scoop of Gelato
We’ve got some good news and some bad news. The eclipses are here this month—some of us are in for a rough patch—but we know what will make it all better, and that’s a double scoop of gelato. Find out which star-aligned flavor you should order at the gelateria, below.
1/12Aries
No need to feel embarrassed about how emo you’ve been lately, Aries. It happens to the best of us. But before anyone can say “gelato” you’ll be spearheading your social life again with your signature brazenness. A new romance might have you sizzling, or maybe you’re tending the flame of a passion project (those Legos aren’t going to assemble themselves). Celebrate that heat with cioccolato con peperoncini (spicy chocolate)! Just the thing for someone as hot as you, even when you’re trying to play it cool...
2/12Taurus
Keep your secret stash of Cheetos and bath bombs at arm’s length, Taurus, because those creature comforts are going to come in handy this month. A big project may have you working overtime, or a straining relationship might be commanding your full attention. Feeling stuck? Identify what’s most important to you long term. Then identify the nearest gelateria. Go for the tiramisu flavor—it satisfies your appetite for decadence. The hint of espresso might give you the boost of energy you need to tackle those challenges head-on.
3/12Gemini
You’re a multi-tasking master, but you tend to get bored easily and bounce around from project to project. This month, you’ll be more focused than usual. Hmm. Use it to your advantage and conquer those piles of chores you’ve been avoiding. Look out! A new source of income might appear out of the blue, requiring you to rethink your time management. Make time for menta gelato, an eye-opening sweet mint that’s as refreshing as your outlook this July. You love to shift gears and cruise new avenues—embrace the chance for a fresh start, Gemini.
4/12Cancer
This month, you’re returning to square one. Who are you and what do you want out of life? It’s been awhile since you checked in with yourself, so take some time to think on it. In the meantime, take care of yourself instead of everyone else for a change. Two things we can highly recommend: solo walks in nature and amarena variegato (milk with cherries), milky gelato and tart cherries are the ideal match for Cancer; it’ll make you feel both babied and boss at the same time.
5/12Leo
While you’re usually not shy, this month you’ll feel more introspective than usual. You might have days when you’d rather get comfy in the hammock than venture out on the prowl. However, this is an excellent time for you to go through old boxes and purge. Enjoy the trip down memory lane, but it’ll be satisfying to kick some of that crap you’ve been lugging around for a decade to the curb. You’ll get even more satisfaction when you treat yourself to Sicilian Pistachio gelato. It’ll jog your memory back to that fantastic trip you took to Italy—or if you haven’t been, maybe it’s just the thing to inspire a plane ticket.
6/12Virgo
Your plate has been filled beyond capacity for a while now, so start paring it down this month. You like to be productive, but you could definitely be having more fun in the process. Let go of something losing your interest this month, either to make room for precious free time, or in favor of something new and exciting. One thing you won’t be too busy for is bacio gelato, chocolate-hazelnut with a praline crunch swirl. Perfect for someone who knows how to keep life sweet even when things aren’t always smooth.
7/12Libra
Your career is taking off right when things at home need your attention the most. Not surprisingly, you’re trying to champion it all, Libra. One minute you’re fixing the leaking bathtub, and the next, you’re editing and airing your podcast. You’ll be on a roll this month when you finally strike the balance between work and life. This month, you need a scoop of pink fragola (strawberry) gelato. It’s a total crowd-pleaser (like you) and it strikes the perfect balance between creamy and sweet.
8/12Scorpio
This month, watch out for miscommunication. You’re still working on saying exactly what you mean, Scorpio, but there’s a learning curve. You might even surprise yourself with how open you can be. And for those moments when you feel overwhelmed, center yourself with an all-time classic: stracciatella (chocolate chips). Creamy gelato with surprise morsels of chocolate. Like you, it’s full of tiny surprises.
9/12Sagittarius
The world is your playground, lighthearted Sagittarius, but this month, you have some serious matters to deal with. Whether you’re working out financial or home dilemmas or feeling existentially bummed, remember that some things are in your control and others simply are not. That said, you’ll be willing to fight for what you want. One thing that you won’t have to think too hard about, Sag, is gelato. You want Zuppa Inglese (sort of Italian trifle)—it’s sure to take the edge off (from the sweet wine), and remind you that after you deal with the serious stuff, you can get back to the fun.
10/12Capricorn
Certain relationships might be fading out of view, making room for new ones to take root. This month, keep a watchful eye for those “meant-to-be” encounters with others. You might weirdly cross paths with someone you haven’t seen in 20 years or connect with someone new and it just clicks. Whether it’s love or friendship, it’ll be someone who has a distinct impact on your life. The real deal. No doubt, you’re going with olive oil gelato—also the real deal. It’s sophisticated and slightly complex, like you, and it’ll always be there.
11/12Aquarius
Are you feeling stressed, Aquarius? Looks like you’ve been grinding through a lot of life’s extra demands lately. Nothing major, just a lot of little things adding up. Take it one day at a time and everything will (hopefully) chill out mid-month. Since you’ll need the extra caffeine to keep up, go with caffé gelato. It’s hot out there, so swap out your iced coffee this afternoon for a satisfying scoop instead. And face it, you could use the treat right now.
12/12Pisces
July will be one of those months when you feel exceptionally creative. A little impulsiveness can serve you well, so skip class/work/that thing to catch inspiration in nature or at the movies—somewhere outside the norm. Have fun! And in the spirit of summery, outdoorsy activities, you’ll need banana gelato. Let it remind you how bananas you truly are!
Catherine Urban is an astrologer, writer and cosmic consultant based in Cleveland, who seeks fragola gelato to cope on rainy days. Connect with Catherine for more astrology here.
