Catherine Urban
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Your September Horoscope Is a Peak Late Summer Recipe
Your horoscope is here to help unpack that oversized farmers’ market haul.
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August Horoscopes: A No-Cook Summer Recipe for Every Sign
Find out what’s in store for you this month—in the stars and on the plate.
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May Horoscopes: A Stress-Baking Recipe for Every Sign
This month, take your mind off things and dive into some dough.
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March Horoscopes: A Chicken Soup Recipe for Every Soul—Ehem, Sign
We can predict with absolute confidence that chicken soup will make whatever you face this month better.
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February Horoscopes: A Godiva Chocolate for Every Sign
Who will get the dreaded raspberry star???
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Your January Horoscope Is Booze-Free Too
Maybe you’re participating in Dry January. Well, coincidentally, so are these horoscopes.
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November Horoscopes: Thanksgiving Dessert Edition
If you need to bake the recipes for your rising and sun and moon signs, we understand.
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What’s for Lunch? An October Horoscope and Recipe for Every Sign
Lunch-scopes. Useful, filling, optimistic.
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Your July Horoscope Is a Double-Scoop of Gelato
Find out which flavor is aligned with your star sign in this actually useful horoscope.
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This June: A Horoscope AND a Cereal Box Prize
Remember when cereal came with prizes? Let’s bring that back.
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May Horoscopes: Beautiful Spring Desserts for Every Sign
The most delicious horoscopes on the internet.
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March Horoscopes: What’s Your Classic Diner Order?
Mercury is in retrograde, so your food horoscope is going retro too.
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Your February Horoscope Is—How Convenient—DIPS!
The future is in your hands...but your hands are busy dipping right now.
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January Horoscopes: What Is Your 2019 Food Trend Prediction?
They say algae’s going to be big in 2019. But who really knows? Let’s consult the stars.