Welcome to Meatless Monday, a column in which we feature vegetarian recipes to help offset the weekend's carnivorous sins.
No, it's not a dance move. It's not a Rolling Stones album. It's breakfast, or lunch, or dinner. A healthy but filling one that you'll need before tonight's, ahem, activities.
Speaking of which, here are some tasty cocktail party appetizers. And here are a host of festive cocktails. And here are some hangover cures.
Now get to scramblin'.
Get the recipe: Tofu Scramble