Your February Horoscope Is—How Convenient—DIPS!
It’s like there’s a huge sporting event on the horizon and all we want to talk about is wings, chili, and dips. The three major February food groups. Whether or not you care about [whispers] the Super Bowl, we have a feeling you care about dips. And like the people of planet Earth, and the stars in the sky, there’s a vast variety of dips for each and every one of us (or two dips if you’re a Gemini). Find out what’s in store for your sign this month—big life changes? Big moments of clarity? Big bowls of dip?—and as always, know that the future is in your hands (or maybe that’s just a handful of tortilla chips.)
Photo by Chelsie Craig, styling by Judy Mancini1/12Aries: Clam Dip
You’ve got your sights set on a spectacular, brag-worthy adventure later this year, and once you book that flight, you’ll feel unstoppable. Invincible, in fact. Keep your eye on the prize, and don’t worry about what other people are doing (we know you can get distracted by such things). Some of the pressure in your professional life will relieve when you get a few extra fist bumps from the higher-ups. Yes, you are unafraid to do things that petrify most, which is why instead of guac, you should show up to the party with this easy clam dip. Creamy with a hit of lemon acidity, this is a dip that’s as assertive as you, but lovable at the same time.
Photo by Alex Lau2/12Taurus: Guacamole
You’re someone whose love is earned. Not everyone deserves your devoted, unwavering affection. When they call, you show up. This month, a relationship can deepen when you go the extra distance for a friend or partner who needs you in a big way. You’ll be busy as hell between all of the life stuff mixed with the work stuff; it might feel like you’re burning the candle at both ends. But you’ll always make the time for your ride-or-dies, one of which is: a bowl of perfect guacamole. A few ripe avocados, fresh lime, minced serrano pepper, a recipe you should know by heart. And sometimes you change it up (oh Taurus, you love consistency but hate being told what to do), adding some roasted pepitas for flair.
Laura Murray3/12Gemini: Artichoke Dip
This month you have a thirst for the unconventional. You’ve been feeling stir-crazy and bored with the everyday rounds. You’re looking for an escape hatch. The rumors are true: You delight in occasional mischief-making and you believe that rules are meant to be broken. Maybe you’ll ditch the office and sneak into three movies, or start hoola-hooping in the park before dawn (good cardio). Take accordion lessons. Get weird! Not everything is supposed to be neat and square in life, which is why you’ll love this artichoke dip (aka hot mayo)—you can make it up as you go. Double the pimientos! If you’re indecisive, this other artichoke dip is made entirely on the stovetop. We know you like options, Gemini.
Photo by Laura Murray4/12Cancer: Pimiento Cheese
You are a creature of comforts, but lately you’ve been getting the hint that you’ve outgrown your nest. Maybe it’s a job that’s gone stale, an apartment whose small kitchen is driving you nuts, a side gig that isn’t getting enough of your energy. No worries, it’s not time for drastic action. Don’t hesitate to ask a mentor for help early in the month. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to get more advice than you knew you needed. Here’s some other great advice: Make pimiento cheese. Shred a ton of sharp cheddar and hot peppers, mix in some mayo, and then decide if you’re going to down a sleeve of Ritz crackers or healthy celery sticks on the side. You know how to take care of your needs, Cancer.
Photo by Michael Graydon + Nikole Herriott5/12Leo: Swiss Chard-Tahini Dip
What happens when you say no? You might turn down a big offer this month, Leo, and it’ll be okay. If it’s not exactly what you’re looking for, it’s not for you. TBH, you don’t have time to waste right now because this entire year is bound to be full of opportunity for you. Yes, you are looking for love this month, but only if that person isn’t a deadbeat. You’re aiming to live your best life, which starts with flossing your teeth (yes, every night) and eating your veggies. Which is why you can’t wait to dip into this Swiss chard tahini dip—an off-the-charts fresh and filling dip with enough greens to constitute it as a salad in your book. Don’t be shy (you never are) and dive in with that flatbread!
Photo by Alex Lau, Food Styling by Kat Boytsova, Prop Styling by Emily Eisen6/12Virgo: Beet-Garlic Dip
Busy is often the norm when you’re a Virgo, but lately you’ve been going as far as booking drinks and dinners a month in advance. If you haven’t seen your friends lately and this it what it takes, you’ll look forward to that martini-soaked catch-up for weeks. And maybe you’ll have something to spill, because romance has been a top priority for you lately. You’ll be especially smitten mid-month—either you and your partner take Valentine’s Day very seriously or you need to beware of getting catfished on Tinder. Sometimes things seem too good to be true. But this vibrant pink beet-garlic dip, is as tasty as it is stunning. Sometimes things are that good.
Photo by Alex Lau7/12Libra: Parsnip Skordalia
While balance is usually your thing, sometimes the pendulum’s gotta swing all the way to the other side in order to even out. That’s right, you’re going to extremes this month. Inspired to tidy up your life, everything is getting the question “does this bring me joy?” You can thank your new best friend Marie Kondo for the nudge. People, places, and things are getting canceled in your life and nothing is safe from your editing eye. But a person’s gotta eat. So make room for parsnip skordalia—a healthy dip topped with fresh dill and feta. It’s as fun to say as it is to eat. Like you, it seems to know something the rest of us don’t...
Laura Murray8/12Scorpio: A Big Bowl of Queso
This month, you’re kicking ass and taking names. You’ve been getting great feedback on your work, whether it’s your spotless accounting, creative problem solving, or skill at coloring within the lines—that support will embolden you to push the limit. Scorpio, you don’t have to hide all the time, people like you for you. This is a fun time for drastic change: get baby bangs! Cook a whole fish! Move across the country and join a traveling cat circus! Be ready for anything this month. In the meantime, there’s dip. For you: Bob Armstrong chile con queso—layered and complex (sound familiar?), this dip comes with an unexpected twist: carne molida. Told you this month was full of surprises.
Peden + Munk9/12Sagittarius: Caramelized Shallot Dip
You’re never bashful about blasting your opinions all over social media, but this month you’ll be especially chatty. Your daily tweets might double and even though you’ll inevitably lose some followers (ya can’t please ‘em all), you could potentially double as well. Not that you care. People are either gonna love you or hate you, as you often remind yourself. We’re here for it. Speak your truth, and then silence it for a few minutes by eating some caramelized shallot dip. Like you, this larger than life dip makes itself heard.
Laura Murray10/12Capricorn: Cashew-Chile Dip
If anyone has a solid understanding about organization and meeting tasks on time, it’s you. You’re one efficient sea-goat! Although it’s recently been brought to your attention that you missed something you maaybe you shouldn’t have. You forgot to press “send” on that very important bill? Didn’t fact-check that article you shared? It’ll be okay. This month, you’ll be correcting those missteps to mend your near-perfect track-record. Since you you’ve got all kinds of life-hacks up your sleeve, you’ll love this ingenious 2-ingredient cashew-chile dip. Smooth and spicy, this dip goes on everything from veggies to corn chips. And as you know more than most: less is always more.
Zach DeSart11/12Aquarius: Miso-Tofu Ranch
Happy b-day, Aqua! You hate surprises, but pssst, you can expect ‘em this month. A surprise party? A speeding ticket? A pie to the face? That surprise might also be a quick-on-your-toes decision you need to make toward the middle of the month. Yes, you prefer to take your time weighing out big decisions, but watch yourself be amazed at your ability to trust your gut. You’re on the cusp of some big life changes this month, bringing a much-needed sense of renewal. Since it’s your birthday, you deserve miso-tofu ranch dip—creamy, herbal, and nostalgic, this healthy dip pairs perfectly with veggies, pretzels, or bagel chips—you name it, boss! No doubt, you’ll be as intrigued with this one as we are.
Chad Robertson12/12Pisces: Pistachio Dip
Spacing out is something that comes naturally to you, so have no shame in taking that extra space you’ll need for yourself to chill out this month. And while you may not have the energy to put on shoes and go outdoors, you’ll have the energy for sinking into the couch for some online shopping. Whether you’re impulsively splurging on a wacky new phone case or growing your collection of funny screen-printed shirts, you’ll wonder if you should click-to-buy or not. The answer is yes! (Unless you need to donate some of those old shirts to make room for the new ones...do that.) With a love for the abstract, you’ll also delight in this pistachio dip. Nutty in all the right ways (like someone we know) with a hint of spice, you’ll appreciate this delicious and unexpected dip. That color, tho!
Catherine Urban is a writer, astrologer and overall cosmic-consultant who cannot wait to try this pistachio dip.
